How the hell did the judge in the Anna Nicole case get anywhere NEAR the court? He's an idiot. Is anyone else watching this circus? Someone put a bullet in his head quickly please and spare the world this nonsense. I can't even get any local news, either - this is as bad as the OJ trial...

11:56am: Well, we sure know this court case is live... in no less than two minutes, we heard Larry's email address announced to the world (big surprise - larrybirkhead@aol.com) and the word "shit" from one of the lawyers. You can't make this crap up!